Too Many Tabs Open
from $20
If it Requires Fake Smiling I won't Come
Bring Me Waffles
Kids are Feral
My Toddler is a Honey Badger
Kids Acting Up in a Waiting Room
85% of Kids - Why Is This Wet?
Kid By the Bed = Heart Attack
Some Teaching Japanese, I'm Stopping Licking Refrigerator
A Day Without Coffee - No
Decaf - NEVER
Fury of Toddler with Wrong Cup
People Unharmed Because I Have Coffee
Sorry I'm Late I didn't Want to Come
Hello Darkness My Old Friend
Morning Coffee has People Skills
Caffeine, every 4 Hours, By Mouth, As Needed
Just Another Xanax Monday
Full Moon = Shift From Hell
I like Big Cups
Ew People
Who Let the Dogs Out?
Light a $5 Bill
Don't Need People Skills - Need Coffee